the mid-terms

**MAHA: THE MID-TERMS** 🇺🇸 The candidates are mid. Their staffers are somehow worse. The pundits haven’t had an original thought since 2016. And your favorite political influencer is already drafting a 14-tweet thread explaining why their side _actually_ won. Welcome to **The Mid-Terms**. On **November 3rd**, Make America Hot Again will gather in the most appropriately mediocre neighborhood in America: **MIDtown Manhattan**. We’ll be watching the results come in while Republicans blame unmarried women, Democrats blame married white women, consultants take credit for races they had absolutely nothing to do with, and low paid congressional staffers explain the American economy to us. Expect drinks, snacks, election coverage, hot people pretending to know where Ohio’s 9th district is, unemployed political operatives calling themselves “strategists,” and at least one girl who came because she thought “midterms” meant college. CNN will have a touchscreen. Fox will have a meltdown. Bluesky will have misinformation. We will have alcohol. **November 3rd | Midtown NYC**